HOLA

Hola! I have returned from my jaunt abroad to the sunny climates of Lanzarote, complete with a tan - happy days! Had a lovely time although the luxury 5 star hotel we were expecting turned out to be less 5* in some respects (food!!!) but that aside, the weather was a wonderful 33 degrees at its hottest, and i got to spend 9 days in the company of the Crush, who i feel it is time i introduced to you all after months of banging on about how much i fancy him. So...this is Jon.

Soooo handsome. Swoon. Other holiday pics, including our gorgeous massive hotel room: